Our (I guess more like MY) Turn to WAG

By: Greg | June 22nd, 2007

Inspired by just how much the U21 team sucks and was completely incapable of hitting the broad side of an A380, as well as Martha’s fantastic weekly dose of the fairer sex, I decided to do some digging and found a few Portuguese WAGs of my own. (Plus it’s Friday, come on, you really want me to put together some babble about Sporting signing Derlei or Benfica “splashing out” for the “hotshot” Cardozo? HELL NO YOU DON’T!) So here they are, in all their glory, whatever WAGs I could find…

Luis Figo and wife Helen Svedin

Deco and wife Jaciara

Nuno Gomes and ex-woof… I mean ex-wife (Sorry, she lacks the superficial things that really matter) Ismeria

Rui Costa and His Grandmother… I hope…

Manwich and his lady (of the night)

The Finale… Since the only one beautiful enough to date Cristiano Ronaldo is… Cristiano Ronaldo, we bring you… Cristiano Ronaldo with Himself! (Looking ready for a night out at a club in New Jersey)

Category: Super Liga

Tags: Cristiano Ronaldo, Deco, Luis Figo, Maniche, Nuno Gomes, Rui Costa, Super Liga, WAGs

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• Sam |  June 22nd, 2007 at 2:50 pm

  
  
  

  WAGs on every Offside page. This should kickstart the economy.

  Posted from Canada

  

• Anne |  June 22nd, 2007 at 4:22 pm

  
  
  

  Dear God, what is Manwich’s lady wearing??!!

  Posted from Belgium

  

• Beto |  June 23rd, 2007 at 10:01 pm

  
  
  

  BOY!
  Other than Figo’s Lady, these women are complete Woofs. Let’s hope that these women have some redeeming quality that none of us are aware of (doubtful). I am convinced that Manwich’s Lady is currently somewhere in the middle of her gender reassignment procedure.

  Posted from Belgium

  

• fre |  June 26th, 2007 at 8:28 pm

  
  
  

  Haha, Cronaldo with himself, now that’s not nice

  Posted from Switzerland

  

• Mike |  June 27th, 2007 at 10:43 am

  
  
  

  Figo’s girl looks like a blonde Denise Richards with bed hair. YUM.

  (i hope she’s not crazy).

  Posted from United States

  

• ENGLAND LASS |  March 12th, 2008 at 6:06 am

  
  
  

  DECOS WIFE IS BEAUTIFUL ITS JUST A VERY BAD PICTURE=]

  Posted from Belgium

  

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