No News Is Bad News
By: Greg | June 27th, 2007
I won’t resort to fluff and fill tactics in order to complete my daily submission today, OH NO. I’m clearly above that. There is almost literally nothing of interest going on at this point other than Arsenal potentially being interested in Sporting’s Miguel Veloso. Veloso’s probably thrilled that a fourth place team is interested in him, since he’s already shown contentment for placing third.
Either way, in honor of not wasting your time and gentle aqueous humours, check below for what one AWESOME, no-bullshit-allowed journalist did with her lead story today… (And pray for something newsworthy to happen tomorrow like Benfica signing a velociraptor to play center back.) What, did you think that dinosaurs don’t play football? Check the screenshot, you ignorant good-for-nothing “football fan.” Kick yourself in the face and bow down to our new hero:
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Clever because tomorrow you can post the video of MSNBC firing her and that will get us through another tumbleweed of a news day.
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