Jornada 29 Weekend Actually, It’s More Like My Bachelor Party Weekend

While I’m in scenic Atlantic City, New Jersey sipping on virgin pina coladas and playing bingo for my bachelor party, a bunch of guys from Portugal have decided not to come. They will be playing for their respective teams this weekend in the 29th iteration of fixtures for the season. Check my can’t miss predictions in lieu of FixtureFacts this week:

Saturday May 12: Maritimo at Belenenses // Prediction: Maritimo 3 - 4 Belenenses

Saturday May 12: Braga at Boavista // Prediction: Braga 7 - 6 Boavista

Sunday May 13th: E.d.Amadora at Aves // Prediction: E.d.Amadora 0 - Aves 5

Sunday May 13th: Naval at U.d.Leiria // Prediction: Naval -1 - U.d.Leiria -2 (Negative points taken during an in-game bust up which results in Naval losing 2 goals and U.d.Leiria losing 3. Trust me, it’s going to happen.)

Sunday May 13th: Porto at Paços de Ferreira // Prediction: Porto 15 - 0 Paulo Ferreira (I mean, how can one man stop all of Porto?)

Sunday May 13th: Beira Mar at Nacional // Prediction: Beira Mar 5 - Nacional 1

Sunday May 13th: Benfica at V.Setubal // Prediction: Benfica 8 - 3 V.Setubal

Sunday May 13th: Sporting at Academica // Prediction: Sporting 1 - 3 Academica (Reverse jinx!)

Have an awesome weekend, everyone. I should be coming out of my self-induced weekend coma some time around the Sporting game on Sunday night. If I have two functioning eyes, I’ll be sure to take it in and report back. We’ll chat Monday, I hear a hold’em table calling my name…

Category: Benfica, Porto, Sporting, Super Liga

Tags: Benfica, Porto, Sporting, Super Liga

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