Big J himslef, left his heavenly woodwork hobbies and came down from heaven, in 1139, to tell the man with the sword we see in the picture, Afonso Henriques (who was actually a foreigner), the Father of our Fatherland, The Dux of Portucal (which was born in Guimarães, in the Battle of S Mamede in 1128, when the same man with the sword also defeated his mother´s army – both sides would later call him a sanvabitch), that we would give him Victory in the Battle of Ourique against the unfaithfull – the other guys who got their ass kicked were curiously also fighting the unfaithfull – providing he´d dedicate to Christ, the country to be… He said yes and placed a cross in all his summer houses… I bet Manuel Cajuda has a picture of Mourinho next to his bed…

Seriously, Vitória de Guimarães DOES have a huge heart and it´s also a lovely city… You should go there once…