Porkchop writer for the Porkchop branch of The Offside. I support Chelsea and have adopted Sporting as my Portuguese club of choice. I drink often and enjoy naps as well as serradura, which is a delightful dessert. If you’ve read this far, you must really be interested in getting to know me. In that case, go back and read my blogs, I try to inject personal stories where appropriate. This way I don’t have to write a bio for you to learn about me, rather you can extract my essence from my fluffy musings.