Tuesday Trainer Tidbits

By: Greg | May 20th, 2008

I’m sorry about the headline, really I am. I’m just so into alliteration lately that I can’t contain causing conflagrations and cacophonies of concurrent consonant… [shit, quick, someone give me a hard 'c' word for sound!].

The news day is a bit slow on the league front, with the Champions League final to be won by Chelsea tomorrow and the 2008 Euro preparations heating up. Here’s a few news links for you to peruse, translated for our monolingual friends.

-*- Paulo Bento must present himself at the foot of Sporting President Soares Franco if he is to keep his life and honor. (Gotta love Google Translations)

-*- Michael Laudrup may be one of Benfica’s five managers that they will inevitably have next season…

-*- Apparently Braga need all the help they can get next year. They’ve appointed none other than Jesus as their coach

-*- Relegation bound U.d.Leiria have welcomed former Gil Vicente (finished fourth in the Liga Vitalis [2nd div] this past year) boss Paulo Alves to the helm.

I’ve taken off the rest of the week from my real, paying job due to Chelsea’s participation in the Champions League final tomorrow. That’s right. The whole rest of the week. But I’ll be home, so I’ll probably just scribe some fun drunk stuff for you guys. Or not. Don’t count on me for shit. I’m unreliable, like the condoms my father in law was using when he spawned my “lovely” wife.

Keep it real. COME ON CHELSEA!!





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  • Andrew |  May 20th, 2008 at 11:44 am

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    i’m gonna keep an eye on drogba tomorrow because i want barca to sign him and ditch henry (doubtful).

    haha and i was just thinking about how you haven’t had anything bad to say about your wife lately…

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  • Greg |  May 20th, 2008 at 11:54 am

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    I aim to please, Honorary Chop Andrew, I aim to please.

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  • LusoCanuck |  May 20th, 2008 at 7:47 pm

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    Greg,,, its on my, fav yet silly blogger…we see eye to eye on so much, but today, i am a fuckin MAN U FANATIC…

    VIVA SPORTING, VIVA ALCOCHETE, VIVA MAN U!!!

    Posted from Canada Canada

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  • Greg |  May 21st, 2008 at 6:08 am

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    If I didn’t have a special place in my heart for you LC, that shit you pooped out of your keyboard above would have been deleted once it hit the page. COME ON THE CHELS!!!!!

    Posted from United States United States

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